

From his days on Virgin, Talk Radio, LBC and Real Radio,
some of his finest moments are here for your enjoyment.
| ★ Denotes a new addition | |
| GLR | |
| Test transmission 1 | |
| Test transmission 2 | |
| Interview | |
| Two days and counting | |
| Launch 1 | |
| Launch 2 | |
| Virgin Radio | |
| Drunk woman | You silly arse! |
| It's great!! | Chris Moyles crashes Nick's show |
| Kibbutz | Sorting out the youth |
| LBC incident | New extended version of the classic call-out |
| Linda McCartney | Switch her microphone off! |
| Mrs Hull | Do you bed-hop? |
| Sperm donation | Never have someone help you! |
| Talk Radio - For Ian Collins | |
| Vitus Gerulaitis | It's absolutely 'orrible! |
| Talk Radio - Saturday afternoons | |
| Barbie's pussy | Come in here and tickle it, Kev! |
| Boring fact man | Does he ever go out? |
| Deportation lounge | They found an anorak in his luggage |
| Dog poo | By 'eck, it were awful! |
| Drinking beer | Kev is drunk on duty |
| I suck | He'd suck anything! |
| Jibber-Jabber | Nick introduces us to the greatest toy ever |
| Lightning Round - I hate... | What is it with line 5? |
| Nick's dad | Having a father who is always drunk |
| Talk Radio - Saturday evenings | |
| A male elephant's... | Who's measuring? |
| A woman called Target | Have another fag, love! |
| Blockbuster Video | Dear Mr Fat B@$t@rd... |
| Christmas lights | Romford sucks, by the way! |
| Elizabeth from Cheddar - 1 | One of her earliest calls |
| Elizabeth from Cheddar - 2 | Elvis Presley and the Hamburgers |
| Feng Shoo | How did this man get on the air? |
| Hello? | He likes the weird guy at the end |
| I've lost my pussy | This is not local radio! |
| Jesus in a duster | The old favourite story |
| Nick contemplates suicide | Nick who can't get laid |
| Paul Ross | A media streetwalker? |
| Paula from Huddersfield - 1 | She was always on hold throughout the show! |
| Paula from Huddersfield - 2 | Part two of the above clip |
| Paula from Huddersfield - 3 | Nick and Kev demo her singing |
| Projectile vomiting | Life as a student! |
| Spiders | How to get rid of them |
| Stiffest cuffs | Mike Allen gives good shirt |
| Um game | Have the balls dropped? |
| Weather | The legendary weather-reading moment! |
| What's your query? - 1 | First example of the classic game |
| What's your query? - 2 | The second instalment |
| Talk Radio - Weekday evenings | |
| Arab thing | They have their own rules |
| Call from a helicopter | The worst sounding line ever? |
| Cat story | Playing games with sliced bread |
| Cocaine | Tony Blair does seem to smile a lot! |
| Elizabeth from Cheddar - 1 | The classic "Pick Me Up On Your Way Down" |
| Elizabeth from Cheddar - 2 | Glenn Catley and Elizabeth's virginity |
| Evlyn | Has she forgotten she's on air? |
| Fighting for your country | Is this Billy Bradshaw ringing in? |
| Funny accent | He ends up sounding like... |
| Get yer Christmas pud | All bad advice willingly disseminated |
| Learning to be a DJ | Kev is apparently a better DJ than Nick! |
| Loudest whistler | He can mix good cement too! |
| Mike Allen swears | Air Canada are s#!t, apparently! |
| Millennium resolution | Silent reflection? Yeah right! |
| Queen Mother | Everytime she smiles... |
| Rats | How not to deal with them! |
| Scott Chisholm incident | You stay there, Abbot! |
| Screenless | Nick and John Simons play with fire |
| Screwing up the ad break | Nick plays the most unfortunate sound effect! |
| Sheep Dick | Alex Ritson slips up big time! |
| Tapes | Don't you try this at home! |
| Thumb sucking | Being "erotically turned on" by it! |
| Winos on the buses | They stink of p*ss! |
| Young pensioner | Someone get this fellow some jump leads! |
| WQAM | |
| Neil Rogers | Nick in conversation with his radio hero |
| LBC 1152AM | |
| Andrew in Croydon | This guy's unreal! |
| Carrots | Len the video shop man can't resist a joke |
| Clive Bull | Nick & Carol describe their forthcoming show |
| Cock soup | I bet it's very tasty! |
| Coming through | Nick with the noisiest fax machine ever |
| Crispy aromatic dick | Trust Carol to spot it! |
| Crushing sugar | What Timo does when not listening to Nick |
| Daniel Gee | Reading the travel bulletin down the phone |
| David Beckham | He looks like a t*ss*r! |
| Fascist b*st*rds | Don't bank with Yorkshire Bank |
| Fung Shooey | It sounds rude when Carol says it |
| Hairy hotpants | Kelly's a freak! |
| Piles | Cleaning your teeth with Anusol |
| Tommy Boyd | Five Live talking to the wrong Tommy Boyd |
| You tw*t! | What does the red light mean? |
| Your face | Nick has a laugh at Carol |
| Real Radio | |
| Away and boil your head! | You can't say that! |
| Distress call | What do you do? |
| Dog food | Splash it all over |
| Elizabeth from Cheddar | The EfC talking doll! |
| Gonads | How has he lived so long? |
| Hoggy | Nick is called by an old name from school |
| It's the Mysterons | Has this bloke eaten Rod Stewart? |
| Leonard Nimoy | One look at a jelly baby and... |
| Michelle Mabelle | Nick receives a box of jibber-jabbers |
| Ringtone | We wish you a Merry Christmas? |
| Robert from the Rhondda | Rob's classic "aggressive" call |
| Rufus | Polishing Nick's helmet! |
| Turn it down! | Can ye still hear it? |
| Wheels on the bus | A titbit of talent |
| Where's your groin? | I'd stop speaking, if I were you! |
| LBC 97.3 | |
| A good stuffing | Maureen feels let down |
| Are you dancing? | Lucy's got to learn! |
| Beef | A revolutionary word to cheer us all up |
| Charlotte Church | Nick's impression of the Welsh chav |
| Crackers | Can you eat 3 crackers in 2 minutes? |
| Hallowe'en | Chris from Crouch End has an idea |
| Hoodies | Lady Alex's mobile goes off! |
| Hrhrhrhrhr! | Picking bits of his face up! |
| Jethro Livingstone | It's not such a bad country! |
| Johnloony | The word for the day - burglariously |
| Mr Teapot | Do you know how much one costs? |
| Not just chocolate | Always make notes! |
| Pills & Soap | A long and ponderous call about baby seals |
| Wet Wipes | Those crazy Russians |
| Radio Luxembourg | |
| Interview with Enda Caldwell | A podcast revisiting Nick's old show |


Nick related articles are now available from this site. These
include the articles Nick wrote for Men's Health magazine.


Among the useful programs available, you can download
your very own McGiffinator! Hours of fun for all the family!
| Programs | |
| Jingle Palette 4.45 ZIP, 8.2MB | The best "McGiffinator" style program out there [ Zip ] |
| Streambox Ripper 2.011 ZIP, 1.7MB | Tool for converting RealAudio files into MP3, Windows Media or Wave files. RealPlayer required, sadly! [ Exe ] |
| mp3DirectCut 2.15 EXE, 184KB | Basic MP3 editor for cutting bits out of the middle of an MP3 file [ Exe ] |
| Deejaysystem MK1 r5a EXE, 963KB | Free version of the highly capable MP3 DJ deck. You can have more than one instance open for double-deck playing. [ Exe ] |
| EditPad Lite 7.11 EXE, 9.7MB | A free and very worthy substitute for Windows Notepad [ Exe ] |


Also there's the gallery containing some fun pictures.
Convincing, yet harmless! You won't believe your eyes!
The following photos have been digitally altered, and are therefore not genuine. They are intended for fun and are not to be taken seriously!
| Photos | |
| Ade and Elizabeth - 1 | Ray Murray |
| Ade and Elizabeth - 2 | Yagi Bare |
| Ade and Elizabeth - 3 | Timo Newton-Syms |
| Ade and Elizabeth - 4 | Ray Murray |
| Ade and Elizabeth - 5 | Ray Murray |
| The Abbey - 1 | Ray Murray |
| The Abbey - 2 | Desy |
| The Abbey - 3 | Ray Murray |
| The Abbey - 4 | Timo Newton-Syms |
| Carol McGiffin - Booze | Ray Murray |
| Elizabeth from Cheddar - Signed photo | Ray Murray |


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| Guestbook | |
| David Lodge Thrapston, Northants 19 March 2010 Nick Abbot. Funniest phone-in host IN THE WORLD!! | |
| Marion Windsor 13 March 2010 Brilliant site - will be back to listen to some more | |
| Neil Kennedy chilled.cream.org Belfast 23 October 2008 Great site Ray, keep up the good work, lovely to hear the old stuff. | |
| Keith www.hevcoatart.com Sheffield 10 March 2005 Great site, provides great many Nick memories in the days when radio was worth listening to. | |
| Lucy Bennett Caerphilly, Wales 19 June 2004 Great site! Love the pics, hehe. Hope Nick gets back on radio soon. | |
| Tom www.hevcoatart.com 19 June 2004 Hey! Is Nick definitely not dj-ing anymore? | |
| Timo Newton-Syms www.timo.ws Chalfonts 19 June 2004 I love those gallery pictures. =o) | |
| The Famous Robert From The Rhondda Rhondda 19 June 2004 Well I'm still alive. I've found somthing fantastic, Chris Needs On Radio Wales! | |
| Andycurly Liverpool 19 June 2004 Great site, do like Carol with that can of lager, how did you do it? | |
| Desy Allen Norn Iron 19 June 2004 Newsflash! Carol McGiffen makes Carlsberg Special look enticing :o) | |
| Matt nickstitbits.fluteboy.co.uk Cardiff 19 June 2004 Looking good, pictures get more disturbing with every attempt! | |
