Nicholarse

Site updated Thursday 27 May 2010

Welcome to the new look site

Do have fun with those drop-down menu thingies below, or simply amuse yourself with the random sound button. New sound clips are always being added, so do check back regularly. Any contributions to the site are most welcome. These can be sent to fluteboy@gmail.com

Soundfiles

From his days on Virgin, Talk Radio, LBC and Real Radio, some of his finest moments are here for your enjoyment.

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GLR
Test transmission 1
Test transmission 2
Interview
Two days and counting
Launch 1
Launch 2
Virgin Radio
Drunk womanYou silly arse!
It's great!!Chris Moyles crashes Nick's show
KibbutzSorting out the youth
LBC incidentNew extended version of the classic call-out
Linda McCartneySwitch her microphone off!
Mrs HullDo you bed-hop?
Sperm donationNever have someone help you!
Talk Radio - For Ian Collins
Vitus GerulaitisIt's absolutely 'orrible!
Talk Radio - Saturday afternoons
Barbie's pussyCome in here and tickle it, Kev!
Boring fact manDoes he ever go out?
Deportation loungeThey found an anorak in his luggage
Dog pooBy 'eck, it were awful!
Drinking beerKev is drunk on duty
I suckHe'd suck anything!
Jibber-JabberNick introduces us to the greatest toy ever
Lightning Round - I hate...What is it with line 5?
Nick's dadHaving a father who is always drunk
Talk Radio - Saturday evenings
Blockbuster VideoDear Mr Fat B@$t@rd...
Christmas lightsRomford sucks, by the way!
Elizabeth from Cheddar - 1One of her earliest calls
Elizabeth from Cheddar - 2Elvis Presley and the Hamburgers
Jesus in a dusterThe old favourite story
Paul RossA media streetwalker?
Paula from Huddersfield - 1She was always on hold throughout the show!
Paula from Huddersfield - 2Part two of the above clip
Paula from Huddersfield - 3Nick and Kev demo her singing
Projectile vomitingLife as a student!
Um gameHave the balls dropped?
WeatherThe legendary weather-reading moment!
What's your query? - 1First example of the classic game
What's your query? - 2The second instalment
A male elephant's...Who's measuring?
A woman called TargetHave another fag, love!
Feng ShooHow did this man get on the air?
Hello?He likes the weird guy at the end
I've lost my pussyThis is not local radio!
Nick contemplates suicideNick who can't get laid
SpidersHow to get rid of them
Stiffest cuffsMike Allen gives good shirt
Talk Radio - Weekday evenings
Ainsley HarriottGiving him a damn good thrashing with a cricket bat
Bus journeySharing a bus with a Stella drinker
Effects frenzyNot having anything to talk about
Elizabeth from Cheddar - 1The classic "Pick Me Up On Your Way Down"
Elizabeth from Cheddar - 2Glenn Catley and Elizabeth's virginity
Fart NewsNicky Cardwell's classic news article
Fighting for your countryIs this Billy Bradshaw ringing in?
Get yer Christmas pudAll bad advice willingly disseminated
Ken DoddHe is NOT a b*st*rd!
Mike Allen swearsAir Canada are s#!t, apparently!
Scott Chisholm incidentYou stay there, Abbot!
Screwing up the ad breakNick plays the most unfortunate sound effect
Service chargesYou're getting Fanta!
ShampooDon't take on the might of Procter & Gamble!
Arab thingThey have their own rules
Call from a helicopterThe worst sounding line ever?
Cat storyPlaying games with sliced bread
CocaineTony Blair does seem to smile a lot!
EvlynHas she forgotten she's on air?
Funny accentHe ends up sounding like...
Learning to be a DJKev is apparently a better DJ than Nick!
Loudest whistlerHe can mix good cement too!
Millennium resolutionSilent reflection? Yeah right!
Queen MotherEverytime she smiles...
RatsHow not to deal with them!
ScreenlessNick and John Simons play with fire
Sheep DickAlex Ritson slips up big time!
TapesDon't you try this at home!
Thumb suckingBeing "erotically turned on" by it!
Winos on the busesThey stink of p*ss!
Young pensionerSomeone get this fellow some jump leads!
WQAM
Neil RogersNick in conversation with his radio hero
LBC 1152AM
CamdenA little restaurant that no longer exists
Clive BullNick & Carol describe their forthcoming show
Daniel GeeReading the travel bulletin down the phone
NosebleedNick and his cavernous nasal passages
PilesCleaning your teeth with Anusol
Tommy BoydFive Live talking to the wrong Tommy Boyd
Andrew in CroydonThis guy's unreal!
CarrotsLen the video shop man can't resist a joke
Cock soupI bet it's very tasty!
Coming throughNick with the noisiest fax machine ever
Crispy aromatic dickTrust Carol to spot it!
Crushing sugarWhat Timo does when not listening to Nick
David BeckhamHe looks like a t*ss*r!
Fascist b*st*rdsDon't bank with Yorkshire Bank
Fung ShooeyIt sounds rude when Carol says it
Hairy hotpantsKelly's a freak!
You tw*t!What does the red light mean?
Your faceNick has a laugh at Carol
Real Radio
Elizabeth from CheddarThe EfC talking doll!
Michelle MabelleNick receives a box of jibber-jabbers
RingtoneWe wish you a Merry Christmas?
RufusPolishing Nick's helmet!
Away and boil your head!You can't say that!
Distress callWhat do you do?
Dog foodSplash it all over
GonadsHow has he lived so long?
HoggyNick is called by an old name from school
Leonard NimoyOne look at a jelly baby and...
It's the MysteronsHas this bloke eaten Rod Stewart?
Turn it down!Can ye still hear it?
Wheels on the busA titbit of talent
Where's your groin?I'd stop speaking, if I were you!
LBC 97.3
Clive BullHe's not really ill, you know!
A good stuffingMaureen feels let down
Are you dancing?Lucy's got to learn!
BeefA revolutionary word to cheer us all up
Charlotte ChurchNick's impression of the Welsh chav
CrackersCan you eat 3 crackers in 2 minutes?
Hallowe'enChris from Crouch End has an idea
HoodiesLady Alex's mobile goes off
Hrhrhrhrhr!Picking bits of his face up
Jethro LivingstoneIt's not such a bad country!
JohnloonyThe word for the day - burglariously
Mr TeapotDo you know how much one costs?
Not just chocolateAlways make notes
Pills & SoapA long and ponderous call about baby seals
Wet WipesThose crazy Russians
Radio Luxembourg
Interview with Enda CaldwellA podcast revisiting Nick's old show
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Downloads

Among the useful programs available, you can download your very own McGiffinator! Hours of fun for all the family!

Programs
Jingle Palette 4.45
ZIP, 8.2MB
The best "McGiffinator" style program out there
[ Zip ]
Streambox Ripper 2.009
ZIP, 1.7MB
Tool for converting RealAudio files into MP3, Windows Media or Wave files.
Zip ]
mp3DirectCut 2.09
EXE, 184KB
Basic MP3 editor for cutting bits out of the middle of an MP3 file
[ Exe ]
Deejaysystem MK1 r5a
EXE, 963KB
Free version of the highly capable MP3 DJ deck. You can have more than one instance open for double-deck playing.
[ Exe ]
FlashSwitch 1.1
EXE, 281KB
A toggle switch in your desktop tray to enable/disable Flash Player in Internet Explorer
[ Exe ]
EditPad Lite 6.43
EXE, 3.1MB
A free and very worthy substitute for Windows Notepad
[ Exe ]
SmartColor 1.02
ZIP, 380KB
A small but useful colour picker tool.
[ Zip ]
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