function sound() {};
s = new sound(); n = 0

s[n++]= "wav/_nicholarse1.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/_nicholarse2.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/_nicholarse3.wav"

s[n++]= "wav/vir-balloch.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/vir-bedhop.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/vir-beingrude.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/vir-buttons.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/vir-moyles.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/vir-party.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/vir-sheepshank.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/vir-stay.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/vir-syrie1.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/vir-syrie2.wav"

s[n++]= "wav/lbc93-basstids.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/lbc93-bitch.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/lbc93-norman.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/lbc93-vincent.wav"

s[n++]= "wav/tr-affyerheid.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/tr-andrew.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/tr-blow.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/tr-bouzouki.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/tr-cheekymonkey.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/tr-cough.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/tr-ded.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/tr-everybody.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/tr-gaddafi1.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/tr-gaddafi2.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/tr-killyourcat.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/tr-punch.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/tr-glenn.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/tr-frogs.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/tr-inmenow.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/tr-nowthen.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/tr-omelette.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/tr-paws.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/tr-piss.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/tr-query.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/tr-rats.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/tr-rectum.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/tr-saoirse.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/tr-sheepdick.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/tr-sheet.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/tr-stottie.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/tr-ullo.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/tr-woodstock.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/tr-yomomma-jif.wav"

s[n++]= "wav/lbc1152-datcaum.wav"

s[n++]= "wav/rr-andes.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/rr-bfe.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/rr-boil.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/rr-boyle.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/rr-bytheway.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/rr-choonkeh_1.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/rr-choonkeh_2.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/rr-cliff.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/rr-deardeardear.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/rr-erection.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/rr-heids.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/rr-kissmy.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/rr-patience.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/rr-pissist.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/rr-porttalbot.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/rr-shag.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/rr-todger.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/rr-wecanhardly.wav"

s[n++]= "wav/lbc973-baaabaaayyy.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/lbc973-backwards.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/lbc973-bubbles.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/lbc973-bush.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/lbc973-coffee.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/lbc973-face.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/lbc973-fingers.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/lbc973-flange.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/lbc973-foreskin.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/lbc973-jacqui.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/lbc973-jethro.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/lbc973-lovepump.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/lbc973-merde.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/lbc973-prats.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/lbc973-stuck.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/lbc973-shabhaz.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/lbc973-stuffing.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/lbc973-tallulah.wav"

s[n++]= "wav/fx-beanbag.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/fx-boioing.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/fx-burp.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/fx-cow.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/fx-cuckoo.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/fx-fart_1.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/fx-fart_2.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/fx-horror.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/fx-jibberjabber.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/fx-ohyesyesyes.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/fx-quackquack.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/fx-whaaat.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/fx-yappydog.wav"

s[n++]= "wav/bb-bottledwater.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/bb-erryeah.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/bb-ihateit.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/bb-ohno.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/bb-pete.wav"

s[n++]= "wav/film-bepolite.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/film-comeonin.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/film-heyboys.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/film-homosexual.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/film-icecream.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/film-keelyou.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/film-okey.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/film-sohard.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/film-whip.wav"

s[n++]= "wav/names-bastesen.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/names-farquhar.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/names-fatchett.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/names-hibbler.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/names-lillicrap.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/names-penischet.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/names-solskjaer.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/names-stoop.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/names-ulirach.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/names-wacelcek.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/names-wanklyn.wav"

s[n++]= "wav/sp-disturbed.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/sp-dude.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/sp-hell.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/sp-holypoop.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/sp-littlefriends.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/sp-puffies.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/sp-screwyouguys.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/sp-whatbian.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/sp-whet.wav"

s[n++]= "wav/tv-doh.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/tv-haahaa.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/tv-wwwwwhat.wav"

s[n++]= "wav/allen-dump.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/allen-stiffest.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/allen-tinkywinky.wav"

s[n++]= "wav/carol-booze.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/carol-herpes.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/carol-no.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/carol-ohrighyeah.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/carol-right.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/carol-voice.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/carol-yeah.wav"

s[n++]= "wav/deeley-um.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/deeley-wantsome.wav"

s[n++]= "wav/kelly-cough.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/kelly-hello.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/kelly-pingpong.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/kelly-um.wav"

s[n++]= "wav/scott-steady.wav"

s[n++]= "wav/kev-bastard.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/kev-chunksoff.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/kev-didonme.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/kev-goofystuff.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/kev-kissmyrear.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/kev-laugh.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/kev-netnerd.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/kev-mother.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/kev-pervert.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/kev-prostitute.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/kev-sackof.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/kev-theword.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/kev-wondersheep.wav"

s[n++]= "wav/ade-cough.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/ade-cream.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/ade-klebb.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/ade-lastlot.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/ade-womaniser.wav"

s[n++]= "wav/efc-cheddar.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/efc-evening.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/efc-fcuking.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/efc-penis.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/efc-ranked.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/efc-reborn.wav"

s[n++]= "wav/paula-hold.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/paula-poopoos.wav"

s[n++]= "wav/rftr-forget.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/rftr-welsh.wav"

s[n++]= "wav/rufus-hormones.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/rufus-night.wav"




s[n++]= "wav/rab.wav"

s[n++]= "wav/arg.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/baboon.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/balls.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/belch.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/blowjob.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/boogie.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/bugger.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/devil.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/fancy.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/fishsauce.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/freak.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/goodier.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/heid.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/hotcross.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/kittylitter.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/knackers.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/knickers.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/knuckles.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/lemonade.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/melgibson.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/mobile.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/penguinmoo.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/pills.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/poo.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/pradeep.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/sandra.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/sausages.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/screwthebbc.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/sex.wav"
s[n++]= "wav/tampon.wav"


i=Math.floor(Math.random() * n) ; 
if (navigator.appName.indexOf("Microsoft") != -1) {document.write('<bgsound src="'+ s[i] +'">')}
else {document.write('<embed src="'+ s[i] +'" hidden="true" autostart="true">')}