| GLR | |
| Test transmission 1 | |
| Test transmission 2 | |
| Interview | |
| Two days and counting | |
| Launch 1 | |
| Launch 2 | |
| Talk Radio - Saturday afternoons | |
| Barbie and her pussy | Straying over that fine line with both feet |
| Dog poo | By 'eck, it were awful! |
| Jibber-Jabber | Nick introduces us to the greatest toy ever |
| Lightning Round - "I hate..." | What is it with line 5? |
| Talk Radio - Saturday evenings | |
| A male elephant's... | Who's measuring? |
| A woman called Target | Have another fag, love! |
| Feng Shoo | How did this man get on the air? |
| Hello? | He likes the weird guy at the end |
| I've lost my pussy | This is not local radio! |
| Nick contemplates suicide | Nick who can't get laid |
| Spiders | How to get rid of them |
| Stiffest cu**s | Mike Allen gives good shirt |
| Talk Radio - Weekday evenings | |
| Cat story | Playing games with sliced bread |
| Cocaine | Tony Blair does seem to smile a lot! |
| Loudest whistler | He can mix good cement too! |
| Queen Mother | Everytime she smiles, you go for the Ronseal! |
| Rats | How not to deal with them! |
| Screenless | Nick and John Simons play with fire |
| Sheep Dick 1 | Alex the newsreader slips up big time! |
| Sheep Dick 2 | Nick and Kev try to get over it! |
| Thumb sucking | Being "erotically turned on" by it! |
| Winos on the buses | They stink of p*ss! |
| Young pensioner | Someone get this fellow some jump leads! |
| LBC 1152AM | |
| Andrew in Croydon | This guy's unreal! |
| Carrots | Len the video shop man |
| Cock soup | I bet it's very tasty! |
| Coming through | Nick with the noisiest fax machine ever |
| Crispy aromatic dick | Trust Carol to spot it |
| Crushing sugar | What Timo does when he's not listening to Nick |
| David Beckham | He looks like a t*ss*r! |
| Fascist b*st*rds | Don't bank with Yorkshire Bank |
| Fung Shooey | It sounds rude when Carol says it |
| Hairy hotpants | Kelly's a freak! |
| You tw*t! | What does the red light mean? |
| Your face | Nick has a laugh at Carol |
| Real Radio | |
| Away and boil your head! | You can't say that! |
| Dog food | Splash it all over |
| Leonard Nimoy | One look at a jelly baby and... |
| It's the Mysterons | Has this bloke eaten Rod Stewart? |
| Turn it down! | Can ye still hear it? |
| Where's your groin? | I'd stop speaking, if I were you! |
| LBC 97.3 | |
| A good stuffing | Maureen feels let down |
| Charlotte Church | Nick's impression of the Welsh chav |
| Crackers | Can you eat 3 crackers in 2 minutes? |
| Hallowe'en | Chris from Crouch End has an idea |
| Mr Teapot | Do you know how much one costs? |
| Wet Wipes | Those crazy Russians |